Am I breathing? 

I didn't pass out mid-way through the game and then wind-up in a coma, did I?  For all I know, I could be on life support right now.  It would explain the annoying beeping noise I hear.  Those golden arches I see are either the gates of heaven, or...a McDonald's.

Uh, oh.  The beeping has starte...

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